Holy underwear and naughty cats

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch-less panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.

She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.

At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs .... enough times till her husband says... "Are you wearing crotch-less panties?"


"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

"Thank God for that... I thought you were sitting on the cat.”